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Attention! Earth sucks now and we should Probably leave.
Attention! Earth sucks now and we should Probably leave.

Get the frick out

We had a good run. Earth used to be cool but now it sucks! In 24 hours, we're getting out of here and going somewhere cool. Bye!

Take me with you!
Attention! Earth sucks now and we should Probably leave.
Attention! Earth sucks now and we should Probably leave.

Join us in our Really Cool* Rocket Ship on July 22nd at 12:00PM EST or get left behind

*he's cool once you get to know him

leave your unchill vibes on poop earth

he's cool once you get to know him